A man on holiday in Las Vegas, out for a walk one evening, goes into a small back street bar. Sitting at the bar, he notices an old native Indian sitting in a dark corner, so he asks the barman about him. "That is the Famous Indian Memory Man" says the barman, "Remembers everything". So the man strolls over to the Indian and asks
"Who won the 1965 F.A. cup final?"
"Liverpool" replies the Indian
"OK" says the man, "Who scored the winning goal?"
"Saint John" replies the Indian, quick as a flash.
The man very impressed, goes on his way. He goes home from his holiday , telling everyone about the Famous Indian Memory Man.
About ten years later the man is back in Las Vegas, with his wife, when he remembered the bar with the Famous Indian Memory Man, so they set off to find it. There inside still sitting in the corner is the Indian, the man says to his wife, "I’m just going over to says hello". He walks over to the corner where the Indian is sitting and greets him saying "How!"
The indian looks up and replies "Far post, diving header".
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