Ramblings from a loft!

A Blog Without A Theme

This is the place where I can ramble on, bore myself to tears, knowing full well that no-one else is going to read it and maybe come up with something interesting once in a while.



Are Car Headlights getting brighter?

Or is it just me?

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Bank Holiday silly season is over!

And I got a Cucumber plant!

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Wash it and Squash it!

Let’s make room for recycling!

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Long Live The King!

Let's hope his Cancer treatment works!

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Another Bank Holiday,

Another trip to a Garden Centre!

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How do you kill 8 hours on a ferry?

When you don’t have a cabin!

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They served black coffees with milk in,

But they did come with a biscuit!

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The Queen is dead!

Long live The Queen!

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The whole day went really well,

With a lot of help from my wife!

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Easter ends on Good Friday!

or A tale of two Cheese and Potato Pies!

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Electric scooters, what really is the big fuss?

They are clean, quick and quiet!

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My Jury Service came and went,

I’m afraid you will be disappointed!

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Yes, I’ve been summoned to do Jury service,

And this will be the third time!

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No, I wasn't lost up the garden,

I've just been very busy!

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When his mate turned up,

he was none other, than Raheem Sterling!

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Of course, I may have dreamt the whole thing

and I was asleep the whole time!

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What would you spend your money on

If you won the Lottery?

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So it's Covid Vaccine Season!

Well, if you're over 80.

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So that was Christmas!

Will it be a Happy New Tier?

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It's all becoming brighter!

I've upgraded the lighting in the loft!

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Hurray, there's more Helium!

So let's put up some balloons!

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It's fingers in your ears time!

I've only decided to do Podcasts as well!

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My furlough comes to an end!

But it's not all good news!


Fireworks light the sky!

Remember, Remember, They're not just for November!


And so the furlough drags on!

Never mind the beach, now it's off to the Pub!


Lockdown haircuts!

Can life in the lockdown get any more strange?


A Sunny Bank Holiday!

The Lockdown is relaxed,
so everyone heads to the beach!


Another week ambles by!

But now it's all kicking off in League One!


Still at Home!

The Lockdown's been eased (Slightly), but I don't want to go out!


But what about Football!

It's all very well cancelling the league, but my team would go down!


Life in the Lockdown.

So, apart from sleeping badly and getting up late, what have I been doing?